Life and Lemons
Hello lovely, I'm Mallory. I'm 17 and I make stupid faces a lot. I live in Florida and I'm pansexual. I mostly blog things I find funny or about Doctor Who, Sherlock, FMA, House MD, LGBTQA related things, or intersectional feminism.


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averypotterurl:

okay this is stupid but this is driving me CRAZY

this girl on Facebook just posted a picture of her and her friend at the zoo in front of the tiger exhibit and she made the caption “lions and tigers and bears oh my!” That’s not the annoying part. Her friend’s last name is LYONS. AND HER NAME IS BLAIR. REALLY. ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO PASS UP THAT OPPORTUNITY? LYONS AND TIGERS AND BLAIRS OH MY. THE UNIVERSE HANDS YOU THAT JOKE ON A SILVER PLATTER, AND YOU’RE JUST GOING TO RETURN THE JOKE BUT KEEP THE PLATTER???? REALLY??????

10 months ago on July 15th, 2012 | J | 16,924 notes